Hi :3
My names Sam! but you can call me cookie ;3

I'm just a cute, little, cuddly nerd, who plays video game and eats candy!
=^•ω•^=
Posted: 14 hours ago ● 127,661 notesReblog

meanplastic:

MY FUCKING FAVORITE VINE

(via tag-redfield)

Posted: 14 hours ago ● 3 notesReblog
Friend: Where did you get your tan from?
Me: My laptop screen.
Posted: 20 hours ago ● 157 notesReblog

So, the other day I was in the kitchen making brownies.

(Source: savagecannibal, via community-channel-is-hectic)

Posted: 20 hours ago ● 198,144 notesReblog

dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

(Source: mykingdomforapen, via justlearningasigo)

Posted: 20 hours ago ● 158 notesReblog

thatoneobsessedfangirl:

don’t let anyone tell you that you aren’t worth anything bc your kidney alone would go for (up to) $10,000 on the black market.

(prices may vary depending what country you are in)

(via lilylovesbirds)

Posted: 20 hours ago ● 177,510 notesReblog

This is what vampires would say xD

(Source: shuhannazy, via justlearningasigo)

Posted: 21 hours ago ● 337,265 notesReblog

eoliveson:

aziraphalesneakers:

Can’t go over it.

Can’t go under it.

Can’t go around it.

Gotta go through it.

Trying to explain depression or anxiety to someone who’s never experienced it.

This belongs here.

(via bromancing-the-stone)

Posted: 21 hours ago ● 187,201 notesReblog

50shadesofyodaddysdick:

boyfriend: what’s for dinner?

me:

image

Lilylovesbirds

This is the future u xD

(via bromancing-the-stone)

Posted: 21 hours ago ● 2,740 notesReblog
Anonymous Asked:
I never thought girls liked Pokémon lol

phione:

no offense or anything but I want to set you on fire

Posted: 21 hours ago ● 273 notesReblog
Anonymous Asked:
Animals arent conscious. They have no complex emotions. Who gives a shit about them? I get puppies and shit but other than that animals are useless if not comsumed

carnism-is:

getmad-govegan:

how dare you

Just in case they actually think this, prominent cognitive neuroscientists, neurophysiologists, neuropharmacologists, neuroatanomists, and computational neuroscientists from the University of Cambridge declared that non-human animals, including all birds and mammals, and many other creatures such as octopi, possess the characteristics required for conscious awareness. [Link]

I trust prominent scientists at a prestigious university over some anon who probably hasn’t even taken a high school anatomy and physiology class.